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• hosed down

  by Denise (53 comments)
  July 6th, 2011
  
  My landscaper was literally peeking in my windows today. So I went around the side of the house from the garage, sneaked up on him in the back yard and... More

  
  

• Burger King -waste of time

  by Denise (8 comments)
  October 19th, 2010
  
  Wanted to get my fast food fix, so I hit Burger King late last night.  Bad mistake!  My burger was nuked so many times, it was like melted... More

  
  

• fast food junkie

  by Denise (8 comments)
  October 11th, 2010
  
   okay, we all have our weaknesses and mine is fast food fries.  I absolutely love them.  Can't drive past a McDonald's without turning into drive... More

  
  

• Perfect Weather

  by Denise (8 comments)
  October 8th, 2010
  
  October is the "perfect weather" month here in the Valley.  80 degrees and absolutely gorgeous.  It makes dealing with all those... More

  
  

• don't smoke

  by Denise (8 comments)
  February 15th, 2010
  
  A homeless guy asks me for money so I give him a dollar. He then says it's not enough that he needs $5 so he can get some cigarettes! Was it wrong of me to... More

  
  

• Threesome

  by Denise (5 comments)
  February 7th, 2010
  
  So I had a threesome the other night. This couple was so HOT! They even let me set up a camera. When I watched it back I realized I could be a porn star if I... More

  
  

• Electric Car

  by Denise (5 comments)
  February 4th, 2010
  
  I am thinking about getting an electric car. But I have to see if they have one with a cord long enough to make it all the way from home to work. I think I'll... More

  
  

• Relatives

  by Denise (5 comments)
  November 27th, 2009
  
  Have a bunch of family in town. They want to come see the show. I'm letting them but I'm taking off. There's something creepy about my uncles and grandpa seeing... More

  
  

• Bowling

  by Denise (4 comments)
  November 21st, 2009
  
  Went bowling at South Point last night for the first time. It's kind of weird for the first 10 minutes I was handling balls until I finally found one I liked. I... More

  
  

• Carrot Top

  by Denise (5 comments)
  November 20th, 2009
  
  I went to see Carrot Top. He's so funny to me. He did this bit where he attaches a helium balloon to a little toy doll and says "hey it's balloon... More